Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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