trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
he was CRYING into my vagina
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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