He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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