What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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