Whod you bang
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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