I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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