dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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