watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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