it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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