Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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