Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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