We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
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