You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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She even gives head with a lisp.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
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There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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