I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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