Non-Jews are for practice
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I think people are normalizing furries
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize