do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
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Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
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