what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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