Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
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They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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