Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
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Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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