We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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