lets start a swedish sibling band together
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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