Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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