What a fucking waste of an outfit
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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