Your favorite bartender is back from prision
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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