It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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