Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
