I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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