is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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