on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
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Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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