Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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