This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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