Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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