if i can run in heels then i can drive
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
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So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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