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• (847): View more from Illinois

  This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.

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  Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs

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• (512): View more from Texas

  We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK

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• (214): View more from Texas

  The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.

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