So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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