I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
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it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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