He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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