Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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