I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I don't deserve a penis
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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