the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
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just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
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I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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