We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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