if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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