if you like me you must not know who I am
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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