Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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