I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
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who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo