R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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