i don't like sucking hair
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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