Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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