the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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