i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
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He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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