i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Randomize
