no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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