if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
My feet surprised me
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