giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
there is puke in my bra ... again
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