Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
