i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
well, you know. whores of a feather.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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