I hate your face
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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