and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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