Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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