Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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