How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
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I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
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Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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