Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
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Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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